In the Land of the Blind...

I'm a dork.

Enough said.

But if I'm a dork then the people in my Immunology study group are bottom feeder-grossly enthusiastic-zoobtastic-wonder creep-o dorks.

They are so annoying.

It's such a strange duality: I love the class and I can't stand my classmates. They are so lame. They are every BYU zoobie stereotype. Ugh. Everything that is wrong and sad with BYU culture is exemplified in that class.

I heard someone respond to a question with a Michael Scott "Yesshhh". I was so annoyed. He looked so proud of himself. Also he was wearing a Newsies' hat. I should've slapped him for that offense alone.

And my study group is the cream of the crop. My teacher enforces mandatory group study. That is a carnal crime in my book. If I wasn't forced to spend two hours a week with these people I wouldn't acknowledge their awkward existence let alone study with them.

We have to give a presentation on mycobacterium in a few weeks. Here are a couple of highlights of what happened in our group study today.

• the only other boy in the group attempted to impressed the females with his vast and authoritative knowledge on the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
  
• The females were impressed. Eww, gross.
  
• The others in the group decided to do something creative for our group presentation coming.
  
• The cleverness? A song parody. About mycobacterium. The fun begins.
• The song that we will be parodying? Love Story by Taylor Swift. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
• Then Addisson (what kind of name is that? eww, gross), the other "boy" (yeah I did that) decided to enlighten the girls on the difference between Rhinos and Triceratops. Since its so hard to count one or three horns.
• The females, again, are impressed, suppressing their wild squeals of joy.

Why am I stuck with these people? I'm a dork, but I'm not this bad. I'm in some kind of weird nerd purgatory.

This presentation is gonna suck...

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